Whats new at Philadelphia?Well, we have gone one further in the "mods" to this Nuts based talker,it is Pueblo enhanced and interacts with your sound card if you have the correct program.This just adds to the entertainment value of the chat site, and we are all here for that .This program is called type is called TalkerOS and thanks to William for his programming genius.Could he be the next Bill Gates?? :)

This is the first edition of this newsletter, and hopefully with your input will just grow and grow.We hope to post items of interest and some humor for all to enjoy.We'll try not to get too heavy with the real news, cause thats what newspapers are for.But we will post some serious items from time to time.

Fixes for these are available on their W.W.W. sites, but when it comes down to it, you should have a good anti virus program installed in your computer, one that scans all downloads, including mail.

I realize a few years back, people argued whether viruses can be sent via email.But since the change from shell type mail programs, like PINE or ELM, where you viewed the mail from your computer, but it stayed on your I.S.P's server, to the PPP and SLIP mail programs, that take them from your ISP and send them to your hard drive, it is now possible.(and has been for awhile)

Use your head, and if you get any program attached or that is a .exe type from someone you dont know delete it and run your virus program.Report to your ISP where it came from, or to the persons ISP sending it.

On a lighter note, Arora just returned from her trip to the Niagra Falls, Ontario area where she met her internet friends, and got to enjoy the Casino Niagra(woohoo!) MJC hosted a barebecue party for her, and was attended by net friends Sassi, and Gomez, Nibbler and *Foof*, and bUb and quite a few others.We all have to know if she can say "Eh" the canadian way yet :)

Jagdtiger and Anniekins wont be on as much as they have true life things now.Good luck on *Da Rock* for both of them.They can still be reached on ICQ by their close friends.

ALL BABIES start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as..... "Mr. President."

This is for all of you who dont understand the certain *nuances* of the way Canadians speak. This is from Bub,(or is that bUb or buB?) and since he is a canuck, he can do it ..here goes:

It has come to my attention that some people are having a tough time understanding Canadians like myself. So I am going to run through a very brief translation of the Canadian dialect and hopefully ease some minds out there.
EH= pronounced AY (similar but not the same as huh)
Eh is a useful word that is very important and is the basis of all Canadian communications.It is used in conjunction with other words, or simply by itself. The tone or the slight difference in exclamations also changes the meaning.
Eh= what did you say?
Eh?= what do you think
EH?= something to say just to end a sentence
Eh!!= WOW!!
EH!?= what do you mean?
Eh??= your joking!!!??
EH!!= Hello..you off in the distance!!!
Eh?= want a donut?
Eh!= sure!!
Eh!Eh!= coffee double cream too please!
Eh?= what you say when you realize you have no money to pay for it
Eh..cmon eh?= asking them to let you pay for it next time.
hey..eh!= want to go to the drive in movie??
Eh...uhuh= yes sure!
Eh..y'know= Ill pick you up at 8
Eh..cmon!!= well thats early..but ok
Eh..wanna?eh?= lets fool around
EHHHHHHH= sounds coming from the car
hey..um..er eh...= Im pregnant
EH?????????= how did that happen?
EHHehhEHHehhEHHH= sounds from the delivery room
EHHH ehh EHHH ehh= babys first cry
Ehh..whadya think eh?= marry me

other usefel terms:
hoser= a good friend..
take off!= you are kidding,no way,fly an airplane
skates= what all canadians wear as first shoes(thats why we walk funny)
lumberjack= something in our genes..
screech= a nice drink
swish= a drink made from leftover screech barrels
The Rock= Newfoundland
Newfoundland= pronounced noofunlan
Dory= Newfoundland cruise liner
Toronto= pronounced Trawna
Lake Ontario= where all sewers drain into
Yukon= a drink
Two Four= case of beer
sixty pounder= large bottle of screech
Over by= still havent deciphered that term yet

The Canadian citizenship test:
spell canada= C eh N eh D eh
who was the first Prime Minister=Sir John EH Macdonald
So if you hear me talking like this.
Hey..eh..cmon eh hoser! y'know take off!! EH??umm err well hey ok eh!
it's friendly! 8-)

As we all know , Tulip is very involved in her sons baseball team.From coaching, to helping on the executive, she is always there.Such involvment by parents Im sure is greatly appreciated.It shows in the playing of the team,and their attitudes.Congratulations to the *Mighty*White Oaks, in 3rd place , and moving up the ladder.Way to go White Oaks!!Way to go Tulip!!

This section has a little of everything, from trivia to health, to gardening, to fun.

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Since it is summer, we may as well start off with reminding people of the value of sunscreen.With the change in the worlds ozone layer its most important that we dont expose oue skins too much to harmful UV rays.Most doctors reccommend a minimum SPF factor of 15.As they say there is no really safe way to tan, except maybe the dyes on the market that *tan* your skin.Even these , it must be remembered are no protection from the sun, and the same precautions should be taken.

A beauty tip is...."Why waste your money?"There are a lot of products for women out there that are very expensive.Did you know a lot of times, the cheaper drug store variety...is the same as the *boutique* variety?Eyeliner pencils are a good example.They can vary from 5 dollars to over 20!Did you know that 90 % of these products come from the SAME 2 factories in Germany?Its your money.

Anyone wishing to contribute here...please do.

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. I'm not much of an exotic beer conossour..... kinda like to stick to domestics myself. It always seems that most imports are a little too heavy, or a little too pungent, or a little too much of both for my liking (of course, I wouldn't consider my Canadian neighbors as being imports! : P... eh). I've kinda run the gamut from pabst way back when; to stroh's; to schlitz... then kinda settled with miller hi-life for quite a while. Then bout ummmm six or seven years ago happened upon a rolling rock...and old latrobe kinda stuck with me and still remains one of my favorites...... but...... nearest and dearest to my beer lovers heart is JW Dundee Honey Brown.... a tad on the sweet side.... just a tad.... extremely smooth (especially makin the turn to the 10th tee).... and what's even nicer is that I can drink lotsof it!!! That being a very important factor. It's quite good inna can.....but always better in a long necker.... and the brown bottle with the sexy gold'n brown label doesn't clash with any of my dockers.....yuck yuck. I would suggest you run quick like a bunny to the nearest party store, and purchase yer first taste of heaven. Tell em bil sent cha. And if you really wanna experiment a little...ya might try a: Samuel Adams..... I think it has kindof a nutty taste... or maybe Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat... quite lite...and quite sweet... or even a Luynenkugels Berry Weiss..... especially if yer tastebuds lean toward the wine cooler setting..... gotta be the sweetest beer to tickle my tongue ENJOY!! bil

Dear Red:
My boyfriend is getting more and more into his computer.I thought i was bad but he is on it forever!!He completely inores me, and stays on it until he falls asleep very late in the morning.I have tried everything..he even ignores my sexy Teddy outfit!! Im at my wits end...Can you help me??
FRUSTRATED IN TENNESSEE
Dear Frustrated:
As I see it, you must do something drastic.Put a keyboard on your teddy, and talk to him the way he would understand.Tell him your going to check out the *Hard drive*, or do a *scandisk* :) If that still doesnt work boot up the floppy.
RED

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Dear Red:
I have a dilemma, you see..I am married...but I have a lover, should I have him murdered, or abducted by aliens?
sign me:
"ACK"

Dear ACK:
That is quite a predicament your in,you see...if he is abducted by aliens..they may murder him, and that wouldnt be nice.You cant murder him, cause thats against the law, I guess your only option left is to buy a french maid outfit, have him shave his legs, buy him a wig, and hire him as your maid. I think that would be better and a I dont think its against the law.On the other hand.. being abducted by aliens...seems to make big money..his name isnt Billy Bob is it?? cause they are always named Billy Bob.No..take my suggestion
RED

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MR. RECIPE'S "EAST END"

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This is a recipe thats fast and easy to make,Its from a small comunity in southern Ontario, where the east end is of Italian descent:)

Eh!!!Paesano!!!Issa Good Italian Soup!

(also known as)Hearty Italian Soup

8oz. Italian sausage
2 tblsps olive oil(extra virgin)
4 whole green onions chopped
2 garlic cloves finely chopped
1 1/2 cups vegetable cocktail juice
3 cups beef broth or bouillon(I spelled it right?)
19 oz.can tomato's with juice(chop up tomato's)(If your a vice president you can spell it tomatoE)
1 cup uncooked elbow macaroni OR pearl barley, precook the barley)
fresh or dried parsley, dash of oregeno,Thyme, and a tsp of black pepper or to taste

Shred sausage into small chunks and cook in oil in a large saucepan, stirring frequently(about 5 minutes.)
Stir in green onions and garlic, and cook about 2 minutes.
Stir in vegetable cocktail juice, beef broth and tomato's with their juice.
Bring to a boil.
Stir in macaroni, if using it, and cover.
Reduce heat and simmer, stirring frequently until macaroni is cooked.
OR
Just simmer soup, without macaroni for about 1/2 hour to belnd the flavours and serve with a few spoonfuls of barley that was cooked on the side.
serve with Italian Calabrese bread(round loaf), and sprinkle some freshhly grated Reggiano Parmesan and a little Romano(or Locatelli if your in Philly:))

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Thanks to WBEB for this tremendous recipe, try it you'll never get enough!!

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1lb.jumbo lump backfin crabmeat
1tbsp. mayo
1tbsp. worcestershire sauce
1tbsp baking powder
1tsp.old bay seasoning
1/4tsp. salt
1 egg beaten
1-2 slices bread, crusts removed

break bread into small pieces and moisten with milk. add remaining ingrediants, shape into cake. fry in butter or broil til golden brown. prepare at least an hour before cooking and let sit..or they will not hold together.

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